Saturday, June 27, 2009

Mecha Jackson

$400 million... I've got to train for a fucking European tour.. it's killing me, I do not want to do this... it's killing me. Wait, wait... wait a tic... it could kill me. I'm a showman, they want a show.. I'll give it to them.

16 years later.. in 2025.

Netlines: what appears to be a giant golden egg has "landed" in the ruins of Dubai's market district. It's approximately 97 feet tall and 41 feet thick.. wait, it's opening.

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Netlines: hundreds of thousands killed as Mecha Jackson returns for, according to his netcast, "my revenge.. for I am the son that you created".

World blogs: We wanted to kill him but, he was too talented. He entertained us. Now... he has us.